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Virtual Recreation

This is your place for fun, education and resources through these turbulent times. We are committed to ensuring that our community has resources to maintain healthy lives and continue to have extraordinary experiences with the Homewood-Flossmoor Park District. We hope that this Vitural Recreation Center will bring programs and resources right to you and your family and make it easier for you to prioritize your health and well-being.

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Fitness & Activities

 

Crafts & Fun Learning

 

Nature and Virtual Travel

 

Humor

  • What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
    Anna one, Anna two!

  • Want to hear a joke about construction?
    I'm still working on it

  • What sound does a witch's car make?
    Broom Broom!

  • What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
    “GRRRAAAIINS!"

  • What does a nosey pepper do?
    It gets jalapeno business!

  • What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit?
    Floss Vegas

  • You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there?
    European

  • Why did the picture go to jail?
    Because it was framed

  • What do you call a bear without any teeth?
    A gummy bear

  • What do you call a fish with two knees?
    A two-knee fish

  • Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
    They were cooked in Greece

  • What's black and white and goes around and around?
    A penguin in a revolving door

 

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